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A Mad Woman Almost Chased Me Yesterday

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So, a scenario happened yesterday that would have been the most embarrassing thing ever happened to me this year, if not for God.

Thank you Lord šŸ™

I was taking a short stroll back home from my God-mother’s office yesterday since I didn’t want to get home so quick.

Walking by the side of the road, I noticed a mad young lady under the trees by the side of the road I was walking. Safety drill na – I tried moving far from the side even though I was so close the “far” couldn’t be far enough. I didn’t know but, as I took note of her being there….

Our eyes jam… Chill lemme breathe…

All the masculinity in me dropped to cowardice immediately, in fact I felt like a sissy – no disrespect. But you catch my drift?

I walked fast to the side of the lawma truck parked by the side of the road, exposing me to oncoming vehicles. Trust me I was getting prepared to run the run of my life not minding my jeans were tight. I nor care one bit.

Somehow I looked back to know wassup, my people, this was how she looked at me šŸ˜“

Mad woman

I didn’t know if to start running or keep my cool because of folks around. The third time I looked she was winking…

AHHHH.

Mad woman

I crossed the road with immediate alacrity.

I can’t coman chop slap from a mad woman. I don’t have the strength and liver like this girl that slapped a mad man back… Hell No!

Me that will just start crying šŸ˜¢. But Godforbid! Thank God nothing happened šŸ˜Ž. In fact this is my testimony in church tomorrow.

Happy Weekend guys!

9 comments

  1. Oh my God !!!!!!šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
    I saw the title and I burst out laughing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
    The GIFs are PERFECT! Iā€™m imagining the whole scenario in my head and my mouth just keeps curving.
    You are a good story teller man! Iā€™m low-key wishing she chased you. Would make for more laughs šŸ˜„šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    Happy Weekend to you too! (Almost over though šŸ˜)

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