So, a scenario happened yesterday that would have been the most embarrassing thing ever happened to me this year, if not for God.
Thank you Lord 🙏
I was taking a short stroll back home from my God-mother’s office yesterday since I didn’t want to get home so quick.
Walking by the side of the road, I noticed a mad young lady under the trees by the side of the road I was walking. Safety drill na – I tried moving far from the side even though I was so close the “far” couldn’t be far enough. I didn’t know but, as I took note of her being there….
Our eyes jam… Chill lemme breathe…
All the masculinity in me dropped to cowardice immediately, in fact I felt like a sissy – no disrespect. But you catch my drift?
I walked fast to the side of the lawma truck parked by the side of the road, exposing me to oncoming vehicles. Trust me I was getting prepared to run the run of my life not minding my jeans were tight. I nor care one bit.
Somehow I looked back to know wassup, my people, this was how she looked at me 😓
I didn’t know if to start running or keep my cool because of folks around. The third time I looked she was winking…
I crossed the road with immediate alacrity.
I can’t coman chop slap from a mad woman. I don’t have the strength and liver like this girl that slapped a mad man back… Hell No!
Me that will just start crying 😢. But Godforbid! Thank God nothing happened 😎. In fact this is my testimony in church tomorrow.
Happy Weekend guys!