African Couples

African Couples Are Not Romantic? 

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​Y’all do know that whenever I receive any thoughtful and useful whatsapp bc, I do share it on here… This is about african couples not being romantic…

THE AFRICAN COUPLES

Whoever says “most african couples’ are not romantic is absolutely telling the truth…..
Many marriages are just about sleeping, waking, eating, cooking, raising the kids, working and ageing together till death comes…..
Many couples only hug each other when they receive a goodnews….
They only kiss each other during copulation….
The husband only puts food in his wife’s mouth when she is terminally ill and unable to feed herself….
Many wives only buy gifts for their husbands when he is hospitalized…
The only time couples race together is when there is danger somewhere and everyone is running…
The only thing that makes couples go for an evening stroll is when they have something vital to discuss and they don’t want the children to hear……
The only time some couples eat together is when their inlaws are around……
The only thing that makes couples bath together is when they have a flight to catch and they are running late already…..
The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife’s neck is when she complains of fever, afterwards he won’t touch it again, till her next fever…..
The only thing that makes an african woman look closely into the eyes of her husband is when he complains of dirts in his eyes…..
The only thing that makes an average man carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour and he is rushing her to the hospital……
The only thing that makes an average woman stroke her husband’s beards is when she is removing dirts from it…..
People do say:
If you see an african couple seated in front of their house in the evening, you may think they are romantic, but they are only waiting for the smell of the ota-pia-pia to vanish…..

If you see a man opening the door of his car for his wife, its either the car is new or the wife is new….
People!!! The rate of divorce and infidelity is increasingly alarming and we are just busy sending write ups through the media, reading and wallowing in fictional illusions, comparing our wives and our husbands with some illusional write ups.. reading and just sitting in the room angry with our husbands and our wives . Let us act and do the right things. The truth is most marriages have no sweetness any more?

Wake up couples!!! Funny, but it’s the truth. I’m currently rolling on the floor laughing…

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