Longest Sunday Ever

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This is me regretting why I even bothered attending my bestfriend mum’s church. They are taking till eternity to round up. 

“Big Mummy” as I like to call her invited all her children plus me to her church because it’s their women anniversary. So, it’s only right we attended the service. 

 Lies! Lies!! Lies!!! Lies!!!!  Lies!!!!!  Lies!!!!!! 

 We went there for the Party Jollof Rice that would be served. Don’t blame us, what would you do, if it were you Lmao πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚. 

So, we got dressed up and all enroute to Big Mummy’s church, mind you we came late, so we just enter, spend the last 45 mins, end of service, collect rice and ball out… Normal levels abi? 
We are here, pretending to be enjoying the sermon, meanwhile #jollofrice is what’s trending in our heads.  But African Mothers being in charge of the service for the whole day had something else in Stock for us all… 


They successfully put the whole church in hunger strike, like they had it all planned out. Folks this is 2:30 pm, and we are still listening to 

Men, treat you wives as Queens and not slaves, be there for her when she needs you. Be sensitive bla bla bla… 

This is the first time I’m being punished for having an ulterior motive in a long time. I can’t take this anymore…
Guess what guys? We just found Daddy in the his car after leaving the church some few minutes ago… He’s chilaxing, munching on Eggroll and fanta… Hehehe Baba couldn’t hold the hunger. Apparently, his wife and the whole of women fellowship scammed him also. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I guess now, Big Mummy should be satisfied, she has punished the whole family.  

  • For daughter – for always pressing phone… 
  • For Big Daddy – for whatever they have between them… I didn’t say anything… 
  • For bestfriend and I – for always staying out late and playing loud music… 

P. S: Best friend and I are on our way back home. I had to drag dude out to come with me, else I faint and they think its the spirit that was upon me. I cannot come and go and die… 

*this is the third Eggroll I’m eating* drink can wait for now… Life is not hard biko.

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